Ken Symon

  • Dear Bump 20/10/2009

    Dear Bump, when the sperm that made you was part of me you may have heard me think that your mum could do with losing a few pounds. It’s the only way I can rationalise the amount of vomiting you’re putting her through. Stand down soldier, you don’t have to do anything to impress me.

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  • Starting to get back into the swing of it…

    I’ve posted some free stuff for reading (guess where you can find that) and I think once there’s some images and links in the side columns we’re more or less back up and running. Someone asked me the other day why I was getting back into this site and the answer’s quite obvious. Contently Managed

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  • Revealing your children online

    This may seem practically luddite but something I won’t be doing here – well, not deliberately often at any rate – is posting a lot involving my children’s names , schools, pictures and so on. I don’t even do a lot of it on Facebook. The main reason is that I think online should be

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  • Dear Bump 20/10/2009

    Dear Bump… would you please be so kind as to stop making my wife and your current transport carrier so sick and temperature spiking so that I can get back into bed and stop sleeping on the couch, spare bed or cuddling your big sister until she falls asleep and end up nodding off myself.

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  • Button in F1 accident after “mishap”

    It’s an oldie but a goodie and seemed timely after Jensen Button’s F1 win yesterday…

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  • U2 live broadcast will be battle of radio versus internet and piracy

    As every U2 fan knows, tonight sees Bauer Media broadcast a full U2 show live from Sheffield, which is quite an interesting and audacious stunt (and must have cost a bomb). Where this excites me is it will be interesting to see the figures afterwards. Most people I know aren’t intending to listen to this

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